This is compliments of ”Brian1321”. I liked it so much I thought it deserved another edit:

Our Father who art at Wakefield

Hallowed be thy turbos.

Thy boost come.

Thy tyres be done

On dirt or even on tarmac

Give us this day our daily hoon,

And forgive us our Priuses,

As we forgive those who trespass against us,

And lead us not into beigetation,

But deliver us from boredom.

Amen.