This is compliments of ”Brian1321”. I liked it so much I thought it deserved another edit:
Our Father who art at Wakefield
Hallowed be thy turbos.
Thy boost come.
Thy tyres be done
On dirt or even on tarmac
Give us this day our daily hoon,
And forgive us our Priuses,
As we forgive those who trespass against us,
And lead us not into beigetation,
But deliver us from boredom.