This is one of the emails doing the rounds at present. Long-time friend decided that it may make me laugh, it certainly did. So, I am going to share.
This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a Woman in a brand new VW Golf doing 80 kms/ph. Her face next plastered to her rear view mirror putting on her make up whilst driving.
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her makeup.
As a man I do not frighten easily….
But she scared me so much I dropped my shaver, this knocked my breakfast muffin right out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear, which fell into my coffee that I was balancing between my legs, which splashed and burned the most sensitive part of my body. This ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Bloody Women Drivers!!